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1.一次意外男孩把血捐给了他的女友，分手后男孩要求还他的血，女孩狠狠的把卫生巾丢在男孩脸上：“给！我会每月分期付款还你！”

评论：还血送卫生巾，男的赚了


2.一貎美小姐做流产，医生故意弄的很痛，小姐大叫：疼！受不了！医生：受不了也得受，谁叫你好受的时候不来找我。

评论：人家姑娘大概是怕什么时候找你都不好受吧。。


3.某男脱下衣服给女友看二头肌说,这相当于50公斤炸药,又脱下裤子指着大腿说:“这相当于100公斤炸药,接着脱下内裤,女友夺门狂奔惊叫:“天啊!引线这么短。”

评论：跑什么啊，弄潮不就结了


4.研究生毕业的时候，班上一个女生两个男生帮她从七楼将五大箱东西搬到一楼，累的那两个男生差点断气，看楼的阿姨看不过去，说了一句让我感慨至今的话“自己的男朋友不舍得用，别人的男朋友用得倒起劲”。  

评论：自己男朋友用腻了吧。。再说也没机会弄两个男朋友一起用

5。最近刚刚养了一只小狗，不会叫，只会“嗯嗯”地哼哼，今天我又和小狗玩，笑它不会叫，只会哼哼，谁知老公在旁说了句，“还不是跟你学的”  
   小狗晚上是和我们一起睡来着。。。。

评论：由此可见夫妻之间增加情趣有多么重要

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1、还血还能分期的。
2、现在医生的医德真差。我上次脖子痛去看医生，他，满脸奸笑叫我做手术，我说这几天工作正忙，下次再做手术，能不能先开点药，他脸一变说没的药开。
3、引线短是要早点跑。
4、人都是自私滴。
5、鹦鹉会学人说话，狗也会？

1  这女太有才了啊
2  妇科大夫真是牛啊  对了有个歇后语  妇科大夫----抠B
3  这哥们太杯具了啊
4  看楼的阿姨真说实话啊
5  下回别和小狗一起睡了  在压着  呵呵。。。。。。

。。。。我也想当妇科医生。。。妹妹的 什么样的都看得到啊